Remember
that one time when my two year old ran out of the bathtub, (naked) stood by my
side, and peed on me and my new jeans.
And remember how I didn’t even change out of the aforementioned jeans
for the rest of the day. Actually,
you wouldn’t remember because it only happened five days ago. But I remember. And if they say there are “a-ha”
moments when you realize you have let yourself go, that was definitely my
moment. Other moments leading up
to this moment may or may not include:
1.) Wiping my kid’s nose with
my hand.
2.) Pretending I didn’t see my
kid eat that M&M off the floor.
3.) Forgoing my kid’s hand
washing after a midnight trip to the bathroom.
4.) Wearing the shirt that my child wiped
snot all over for a date.
What’s really
weird about all of this is that people still want to hang out with me. Actual people too. Not just dogs and hamsters. Either they are oblivious to it or
someone is bribing them.
I still liked you...but that was before you wrote about the pee pants. We may have to take a rain check on game night. :) Ha!
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